I'm thinking like sulfur-roasted chicken with a piquant habanero rub.
I give it 8 demons hot!
hey folks,.
just a newbie here.
i love the post here on this site.
I'm thinking like sulfur-roasted chicken with a piquant habanero rub.
I give it 8 demons hot!
recently i received an e-mail from someone very close to me.
the e-mail was so vile, i stopped reading and called a good friend who is a jw.
the jw knows the writer very well.
Perhaps the honorable Mr. Poole can provide some case histories and objective proof of his imaginary adversaries.
We can sit around the campfire - I'll bring s'mores and hot chocolate - and the reverend Mr. Poole can tell us his spooky stories. In doing so we'll be able to celebrate our link to the past, when man's grasp of the working of the universe was embryonic and imagination filled the gaps in evolving knowledge. To bad our aboriginal ancestors didn't have s'mores and hot chocolate - they would have thought them divine!
Booga-booga, everyone!
hey folks,.
just a newbie here.
i love the post here on this site.
Welcome, Evilchicken! I just love your nickname - I'm not sure whether I should shudder or chuckle!
Please accept my condolences on the death of your Gramms. Your love for her was demonstrated by the effort you made to be close to her.
Your question made me pause for a nanosecond to think. Most of us here have family or old friends who are still in the Borg, and if we "belittle and trash the average witness" (and I'm not sure that we do, but for the sake of discussion I'll accept your observation) it is because we see in them ourselves before we realized that "the trooth" was not THE TRUTH. We see the gullibility and unthinking acceptance of various levels of abuse that we each accepted, and that gullibility is what we REALLY hate. (I should say I'm only speaking for myself - that's the ROYAL "we".)
There are other things I hate also - I hate the things I had to grow up without, like all my relatives on both sides of my family because Mom wanted to be a Dub. I hate that I was denied an education, friendship, school organizations, the boy scouts, bitrthdays, holidays - everything that is part of a normal american "Leave It To Beaver" life.
As witnesses we were told that we didn't hate people, we hated their evil deeds. Likewise, I don't hate Dubs, I hate the evil veil of superstition and ignrance they wear like a freakin' crown.
'Nuff said.
So, Evilchicken, do you have any super powers?
recently i received an e-mail from someone very close to me.
the e-mail was so vile, i stopped reading and called a good friend who is a jw.
the jw knows the writer very well.
Mr. Poole,
Send me some demons. I'm a few shy for my Hell Hockey team.
Parasitic metaphysicians play on peoples' imaginations to create a power base for themselves. They are serpents of superstition in the garden of intellect; liars and hypocrites festooned with meaningless symbols and chants and spooky robes. In truth, evil has the face of a man.
recently i received an e-mail from someone very close to me.
the e-mail was so vile, i stopped reading and called a good friend who is a jw.
the jw knows the writer very well.
Hi Puffsrule,
I'm an atheist. I believe that there is no "spirit realm" populated with any kind of invisible creatures. There are no gods or demons. Since there are no demons, there is no creature "attached" to the email that threatens you in any way. The only invisible component of the email is the emotional component, and that comes from your own interpretation of what is written.
Whatever you 'friend" wrote in that overly long letter is a product of their own mind. Maybe they are mad at you, maybe they are mentally ill.
I'm not 'terrified' of demons. My mailbox is open, if you want to send me a copy of the email. If I start hopping around, then jump into the air and explode, you'll read about it in the newspaper. if you want to "anonymize" the letter by replacing names with Xs, that's OK.
- - Nathan Natas, demon killer & iconoclast - -
: : : : : : : official : : : : : : :
- application to date my daughter - .
application for permission to date my daughter note: this application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor.
I'm Captain of my HS co-ed Masturbation Team (approved by the former Surgeon General of the US), and we've won singles and team competitions. We'd like your daughter to try out for the team with us on saturday night in the stadium after the game. OK?
PS - I am NOT just another jerk.
in a recent post metatron and judith mentioned in passing that dubs they knew had been involved in satanic rituals.
forgive my morbid curiousity, but exactly what sorts of rituals were these?.
bear in mind that as dubs we were told that the rituals of the roman catholic church were satanic, that smurfs were satanic, that rock'n'roll was satanic, etc., etc.
Hi Unclebruce,
I'm intrigued - you mean that there IS a "Satanic Ritual" in which the emblems are passed AND REFUSED? That does sound familiar, doesn't it?
"...not that there's anything WRONG with that..."
in a recent post metatron and judith mentioned in passing that dubs they knew had been involved in satanic rituals.
forgive my morbid curiousity, but exactly what sorts of rituals were these?.
bear in mind that as dubs we were told that the rituals of the roman catholic church were satanic, that smurfs were satanic, that rock'n'roll was satanic, etc., etc.
Jesus X. Christ, Radar! I never noticed that!!
I'll acknowledge Gopher's feelings about this subject, but I am still curious and would like an answer to my questions.
Since I'm not selling anything here (salvation or deprogramming or otherwise) I couldn't care less if some active JW takes offense at anything I have to say.
My question stands.
Seeker - what you've said is pretty close to what I believe may be the truth in most such cases.
My personal feeling is that Satanic Rituals are nothing more than dances badly done and that there is no spiritual realm containing creatures of any sort who can be petitioned for aid of any kind.
I'm familiar with "false memory syndrome," and that does not apply to my inquiry here. In the cases with which I opened this tread, these were instances where one person was saying that he knew someone else was participating in Satanic Rituals.
I'm asking "how do you know?" and "what did they do?" I'm not trying to put anone on the spot or make them defensive. I just want the story.
http://news.excite.com/news/r/011110/07/odd-jeans-dc.
london (reuters) - women have been faking it for years thanks to the wondrous properties of the booster bra.
now men are getting in on the act with a new pair of jeans designed to maximize their "upfront" appeal.. jeans maker lee cooper says it has re-released its subtly named 1970s "packit" jeans -- redesigned to give every man the kind of eye-popping trouser frontage normally associated with mustachioed porn stars or a well-placed pair of socks.. "the bulge has become the fashion statement of the season," a spokeswoman for the company said.. "the (jeans) are designed for the ultimate in bulge enhancement...so men can put their assets on display.".
HA! "WONDER PANTS!!"
Tatiana - I think that if some day some genius figures out how to get the hydraulics to work properly, men will be lined up for it. After all, the breast, lovely as it is, is largely a passive particiant in the game, while certain 'expectations' are made of a man's tool. In god's new order, all perfected men will sport 30" clubs the way Adam and Jesus did. Then we'll be able to enjoy sex on the beach without leaving the house.
in a recent post metatron and judith mentioned in passing that dubs they knew had been involved in satanic rituals.
forgive my morbid curiousity, but exactly what sorts of rituals were these?.
bear in mind that as dubs we were told that the rituals of the roman catholic church were satanic, that smurfs were satanic, that rock'n'roll was satanic, etc., etc.
Hi All,
In a recent post metatron and Judith mentioned in passing that Dubs they knew had been involved in Satanic rituals. Forgive my morbid curiousity, but exactly what sorts of rituals were these?
Bear in mind that as Dubs we were told that the rituals of the roman catholic Church were satanic, that Smurfs were Satanic, that Rock'n'Roll was Satanic, etc., etc. So maybe I'm desensitized.
Were these honest-to-badness SATANIC RITUALS? How did you know they were?